The Boozer of Sozzled Santa is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rudolph with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 19.059 billion Sozzled Santans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polaris. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Sozzled Santan economy, worth a remarkable 4,185 trillion Silver sixpences a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,593 Silver sixpences, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 687,557 per year while the poor average 53,775, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

The government is on the side of working people (like CEOs, bankers and billionaires), all restaurants close before dinner time, the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, and the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sozzled Santa's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sleighism.

Sozzled Santa is ranked 8,922^nd in the world and 6^th in Doll Guldur for Highest Average Incomes, with 219,593.55 Standard Monetary Units.