The Red Sox Nation of Sox is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ted Williams with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 23.317 billion Red Sox fans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fenway Park. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bostonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,460 trillion bloody socks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,414 bloody socks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, and it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sox's national animal is the green monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fever Pitch.

Sox is ranked 10,784^th in the world and 5^th in Seinfeld for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.23 bananas ingested per day.