Most Valuable International Artwork: 518thMost Stationary: 1,307thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,692nd
The Red Sox Nation of
Moralistic Democracy
The impossible dream
Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Sox

Population23.317 billion

CapitalFenway Park
LeaderTed Williams
FaithFever Pitch

Currencybloody sock
Animalgreen monster

The Red Sox Nation of Sox is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ted Williams with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 23.317 billion Red Sox fans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fenway Park. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bostonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,460 trillion bloody socks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,414 bloody socks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, and it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sox's national animal is the green monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fever Pitch.

Sox is ranked 10,784th in the world and 5th in Seinfeld for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.23 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 518thMost Stationary: 1,307thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,692ndMost Devout: 4,295thHighest Economic Output: 4,661stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,878thMost Patriotic: 5,123rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,179thLargest Populations: 6,456thLargest Black Market: 9,054thMost Influential: 9,141stLowest Crime Rates: 10,524thHealthiest Citizens: 10,784thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,997thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,034thTop
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Most Developed: 13,815thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,940thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,086thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,727thMost Efficient Economies: 15,449thHighest Average Incomes: 15,652ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,098thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,564thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,061stMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,066thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,186thBest Weather: 18,377thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,922ndLargest Governments: 19,297thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,421stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,495thSmartest Citizens: 23,877thNicest Citizens: 25,240th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sox was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 5% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Sox, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Sox, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Sox, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
  • : Following new legislation in Sox, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Sox, large sections of Sox have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
  • : Sox was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Sox was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Sox, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Sox, eminent domain has been abolished.

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