The Kingdom of Soviot u is a fledgling, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning porpoise population. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6 million Soviot uans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 20.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Soviot uan economy, worth 304 billion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,702 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviot u's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Soviot u is ranked 229,423^rd in the world and 1,134^th in the Plains of Perdition for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.97 percentage of bribes refused.