The Holy Gold Easter of Soviet WeEkliNgz is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joe Stalling with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.309 billion Rushinans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moss Cow. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Rushing economy, worth 124 trillion Coppers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Trout Farming and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 37,574 Coppers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, the government conducts negotiations with drawings after firing multilinguals for treason, and exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet WeEkliNgz's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is religionessess.

Soviet WeEkliNgz is ranked 324,579^th in the world and 1^st in Sawar Pact for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 4,546.56 Standard Monetary Units.