The Socialist Union of Soviet Anatoliya is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Selamettin Çeliktaş with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 3.524 billion Anatoliyans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dersimgrad. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Anatoliyan economy, worth 577 trillion labor vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,936 labor vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Anatoliya's national animal is the household cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Soviet Anatoliya is ranked 112,137^th in the world and 6^th in 8th International for Safest, scoring 78.77 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.