The Parliamentary Monarchy of Sovereign State Of Khalistan is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by King Sukhman Singh The First with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.098 billion Khalistani's are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jalandhar. The average income tax rate is 35.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Khalistani economy, worth 698 trillion Khalira Ꞣs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,232 Khalira Ꞣs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sanitised and dull music festivals of Sovereign State Of Khalistan are famed for their reasonable volume levels, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, and grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovereign State Of Khalistan's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sikhism.

Sovereign State Of Khalistan is ranked 96,247^th in the world and 44^th in Ensio for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 951.83 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.