The Holy Kingdom of Southern Drentor is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Armodus I with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, fear of technology, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.084 billion South Drentorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Administration, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fennieburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.4%.

The frighteningly efficient South Drentorian economy, worth 275 trillion dicinas a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,094 dicinas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 416,190 per year while the poor average 32,056, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

Arthritic citizens seem underrepresented at royal meet-and-greets, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, and tourists call South Drentorian beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southern Drentor's national animal is the Pegasus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Reinism.

Southern Drentor is ranked 277,833^rd in the world and 4^th in New Epinadia for Safest, scoring 5.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.