The Oppressed Peoples of Southeastern Service 30 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ritual sacrifices, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.921 billion Southeastern Service 30ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 21.6%.

The Southeastern Service 30ian economy, worth 507 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 56,862 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The latest political memes depict Leader as an overly-choreographed robot, military training in Southeastern Service 30 emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs, much of Southeastern Service 30's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and mandatory state-funded classes teach Libertarianism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southeastern Service 30's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Southeastern Service 30 is ranked 142,792^nd in the world and 1^st in Japhethites for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,316.5 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.