The Cayon Democratic Republic of South Socaratesia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by UCL Seiteita Deril Gaelida with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 9.622 billion South Socaratesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oreigaraija. The average income tax rate is 35.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient South Socaratesian economy, worth 319 trillion Nulcranis a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,192 Nulcranis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Socaratesia's national animal is the Avren Crane and its national religion is Naelitaism.

South Socaratesia is ranked 72,939^th in the world and 22^nd in Sub Pacific for Largest Populations, with 9.62 billion capita.