The Oppressed Peoples of South Pacifica Isles is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Shoigu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.004 billion South Pacificans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.7%.

The powerhouse South Pacifica Islesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,044 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 104,446 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 685,042 per year while the poor average 6,235, a ratio of 109 to 1.

The South Pacifica Islesian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. South Pacifica Isles's national animal is the flying turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

South Pacifica Isles is ranked 269,073^rd in the world and 5,042^nd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 38.94 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.