The Anthropomorphic Militants of South Isaactopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Cossette D'Isaac with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and enforced nudity. The cynical, humorless population of 1.512 billion South Isaactopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goonsmark. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong South Isaactopian economy, worth 164 trillion pawprints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,653 pawprints, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, and tourists ask to stay in the same pleasant accommodations where foreign prisoners are kept. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Isaactopia's national animal is the wild Su-33, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Femboyism.

South Isaactopia is ranked 12,839^th in the world and 730^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,573.45 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.