The Matriarchy of South Harbour is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 8.514 billion South Harbourians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pradu City. The average income tax rate is 15.4%.

The South Harbourian economy, worth 421 trillion aurums a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 49,452 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and South Harbour has designated Pradu City as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Harbour's national animal is the bovina.

South Harbour is ranked 26,555^th in the world and 1^st in South Harbour for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,451.03 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.