The Protectorate of South Dmiscry is a mammoth, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.229 billion South Dmiscryians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 25.3%.

The strong South Dmiscryian economy, worth 416 trillion Rublos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 50,587 Rublos, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, nudity is frowned upon, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Dmiscry's national animal is the Black Bear.

South Dmiscry is ranked 187,412^th in the world and 22^nd in Krillin for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 311.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.