The Republic of South Cornetian Republic is a large, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning dolphin population. The hard-working, democratic population of 164 million South Cornetian Republicians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The thriving South Cornetian Republician economy, worth 11.3 trillion metrons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 69,028 metrons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 244,339 per year while the poor average 14,080, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. South Cornetian Republic's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

South Cornetian Republic is ranked 255,962^nd in the world and 21^st in Urseom for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.