The Kentucky Wildcats of Soup Beans and Fried Potatoes is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Mark Stoops with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.116 billion Wildcats are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexington. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kentucky economy, worth a remarkable 2,164 trillion greybacks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,623 greybacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, there's a bright dawn ahead for Soup Beans and Fried Potatoes, and enthusiasm for abstract art has gone up in smoke. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soup Beans and Fried Potatoes's national animal is the wildcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pentecostal Snake Handlers.

Soup Beans and Fried Potatoes is ranked 226,002^nd in the world and 7^th in Bourbon Pecan Pie for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -6.26 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.