The Republica Federale of Souldian is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Presidente Fidel Cayo with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.095 billion Souldianians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lardia Citate. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Souldianian economy, worth 296 trillion ₴ Souldian Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 141,447 ₴ Souldian Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

You can't spell society without CIS, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and students do more community service than homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Souldian's national animal is the desert fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Souldian is ranked 271,588^th in the world and 17^th in Mappy nerds for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -7.87 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.