The Federal Republic of Soularia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rodrigo Lopez with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.077 billion Soularians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laria City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Soularian economy, worth 253 trillion kiels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,210 kiels, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

The law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, work creation schemes keep the masses occupied with meaningless tasks, right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat, and orange trees find it's not easy being green. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soularia's national animal is the Soularia Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic.

Soularia is ranked 131,244^th in the world and 7^th in Mappy nerds for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,989.67 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.