The Republic of Soubermash is a mid-sized, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning beaver population. The democratic, devout population of 78 million Soubermashians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 37.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Soubermashian economy, worth 2.89 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,057 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soubermash's national animal is the beaver.

Soubermash is ranked 263,297^th in the world and 1,076^th in Concord for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -7.35 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.