The Grand Dominion of Sortv is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Archon Valorum Arcton 👑 with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.825 billion Sortvians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drakenburg 🌃. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sortvian economy, worth 185 trillion Crownstone 🪙s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 101,518 Crownstone 🪙s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sound of wooden legs echo throughout Sortv after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake, the government is busy chasing ghosts, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sortv's national animal is the Eagle 🦅, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity ✝️.

Sortv is ranked 24,078^th in the world and 5^th in Brasil1 for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.28 years.