The United States of Sorocamirim is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mïley Bernationes with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, aversion to nipples, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed population of 7.313 billion Sorocamirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hilston. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sorocamirianens economy, worth a remarkable 1,958 trillion Sorocamirian Petruses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 267,846 Sorocamirian Petruses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, Mïley Bernationes's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Sorocamirianens Embarrassments, and students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sorocamirim's national animal is the Cougar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianism.

Sorocamirim is ranked 71,794^th in the world and 213^th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,990.47 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.