The District of Sonangol is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by privy council chairman with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 20.964 billion Angolans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 14.1%.

The strong Sonangolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion juno aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 53,723 juno aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sonangol has designated District City as its capital city, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned quick pink foxball fields, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and Privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Sonangol in an international press conference. Crime is well under control. Sonangol's national animal is the quick pink fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sonangol is ranked 318,538^th in the world and 2^nd in Angola for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.