The Republic of Sommoredo is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jimmy Cervántez with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The devout population of 2.491 billion Sommoredoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monces. The average income tax rate is 24.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Sommoredoan economy, worth 106 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,366 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A politician who is photographed pulling a funny face while eating can say goodbye to their credibility, the industries of Sommoredo are coughing all the way to the bank, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt. Crime is well under control. Sommoredo's national animal is the donkey, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Sheben.

Sommoredo is ranked 280,106^th in the world and 10^th in Mexico for Smartest Citizens, with 16.87 quips per hour.