The Vote Rick Astley of Somewheretopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.071 billion Somewheretopians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rickroll City. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Somewheretopian economy, worth 85.4 trillion Rickroll Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,743 Rickroll Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, lavish state dinners in Rickroll City are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, and chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Rickroll City's playgrounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Somewheretopia's national animal is the Rick Astley, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coptic Orthodox Christianity.

Somewheretopia is ranked 42,005^th in the world and 1^st in NationStates Railway Federation for Highest Poor Incomes, with 62,684.25 Standard Monetary Units.