The Dictatorship of Solo Krian is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.28 billion Solo Krianians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Solo Krianian economy, worth 174 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 136,570 Dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 605,069 per year while the poor average 19,251, a ratio of 31.4 to 1.

People who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace, and there's more vermin than ever on the metro. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Solo Krian's national animal is the Krakal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Solo Krian is ranked 70,274^th in the world and 305^th in Concord for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,938.9 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.