The Glorious Nation of Solisortis is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Victor Mayfield with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.496 billion Sortisians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Landerhound. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Solisortisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,401 trillion Gamestops a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 121,926 Gamestops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solisortis's national animal is the Sea Angel, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Beginning.

Solisortis is ranked 89,631^st in the world and 4,708^th in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,308.4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.