The Federation of Solcius is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Semih Başgan with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.063 billion Solciusians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yastrebovo. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Solciusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,843 trillion Solcius Lire a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,108 Solcius Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime is totally unknown. Solcius's national animal is the chocobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Geberello.

Solcius is ranked 265,907^th in the world and 5,630^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,865.33 Standard Monetary Units.