The Republic of Solar Sails is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning sassy sea turtles population. The hard-working population of 5.587 billion Solar Sailsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 12.3%.

The Solar Sailsian economy, worth 287 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 51,418 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Solar Sails's national animal is the sassy sea turtles, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Solar Sails is ranked 236,646^th in the world and 241^st in Prison for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,048.41 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.