The Queendom of Sofia Vergara is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 643 million Sofia Vergarans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. The average income tax rate is 30.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Sofia Vergaran economy, worth 23.3 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,256 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, bike rage is all the rage, and diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Sofia Vergara's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Sofia Vergara is ranked 212,528^th in the world and 38^th in Starland for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 82.66 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.