The Colony of Socialists33 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 4.571 billion Socialists33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 12.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Socialists33ian economy, worth 193 trillion Citas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,394 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Socialists33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

Socialists33 is ranked 99,825^th in the world and 1^st in Socialists for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,318.06 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.