The Confederacy of Socialist Dixie is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 5.234 billion Mobs enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Defense, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athens Georgia. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Socialist Dixiean economy, worth 417 trillion Votes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,758 Votes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Optometrists will see citizens in seconds but health inspectors won't be sighted for years, if someone says there's plenty of living space in Socialist Dixie they're lyin', the latest government policy passed by a close shave, and cruise ships arrive in their dozens to watch cruise missile tests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Dixie's national animal is the Wallace's giant bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Socialist Dixie is ranked 87,769^th in the world and 5^th in Non Aligned Territories Office for Highest Average Incomes, with 79,758.62 Standard Monetary Units.