The United States of Socialist Ancomistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liberty with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.395 billion Ancomistanis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Octagon City. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist Ancomistanian economy, worth 685 trillion Stonks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 126,999 Stonks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Meat-eating is frowned upon, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Ancomistan's national animal is the Apes Together Strong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worship of the Big Holy Invisible Dude.

Socialist Ancomistan is ranked 285,940^th in the world and 293^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.53 kickbacks per hour.