The Republic of Social Democratic Labour Party is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, aversion to nipples, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.853 billion Social Democratic Labour Partyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Social Democratic Labour Partyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,375 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,811 Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 647,324 per year while the poor average 38,310, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, 'Eaglenado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Social Democratic Labour Party's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Social Democratic Labour Party is ranked 234,850^th in the world and 99^th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Highest Food Quality, scoring 8.83 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.