The Republic of Social Conservatism is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.275 billion Social Conservatismians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Social Conservatismian economy, worth 139 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 26,373 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Social Conservatism's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Social Conservatism is ranked 64,279^th in the world and 7^th in Stats for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.99 law-abiding acts per hour.