The Matriarchy of SnowQueen is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 22.332 billion SnowQueenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient SnowQueenian economy, worth 909 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 40,742 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Large areas of SnowQueen are not accessible by the public, political activists are routinely executed, euthanasia is legal, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SnowQueen's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

SnowQueen is ranked 45,753^rd in the world and 1^st in fluffy squishfish for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,191.54 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.