The Republic of Snazzy Blaat is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning bo peep population. The hard-working, democratic population of 18.879 billion Snazzy Blaatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 14.5%.

The Snazzy Blaatian economy, worth 984 trillion keiters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 52,132 keiters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snazzy Blaat's national animal is the bo peep.

Snazzy Blaat is ranked 246,061^st in the world and 8^th in Snazzy for Most Patriotic, with 2.96 flags saluted per person per day.