The Empire of Snakish Lands is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 27.436 billion Snakish Landsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 54.8%.

The all-consuming Snakish Landsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,164 trillion Sovereigns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 78,910 Sovereigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, and the old neighbourhood isn't how most Snakish Landsians remember it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snakish Lands's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Snakish Lands is ranked 230,529^th in the world and 219^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Beautiful Environments, with 403.18 pounds of wildlife per square mile.