The Holy Fire of Smite is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 4.725 billion Smiteans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 30.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Smitean economy, worth 305 trillion golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,562 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Smite's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Smite is ranked 54,802^nd in the world and 578^th in eta for Nicest Citizens, with 17.01 average smiles per day.