The Republic of SmallBoy86 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.071 billion SmallBoy86ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 30.8%.

The very strong SmallBoy86ian economy, worth 219 trillion Tuchoims a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,738 Tuchoims, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmallBoy86's national animal is the Cards, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SmallBoy86 is ranked 220,995^th in the world and 154^th in Small Boy Brigade for Rudest Citizens, with 34.85 insults per minute.