The Republic of SmallBoy69 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.055 billion SmallBoy69ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 34.3%.
The strong SmallBoy69ian economy, worth 232 trillion Tuchoims a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,100 Tuchoims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmallBoy69's national animal is the Cards, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
SmallBoy69 is ranked 133,742nd in the world and 84th in Small Boy Brigade for Highest Poor Incomes, with 25,425.41 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : SmallBoy69 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : SmallBoy69 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in SmallBoy69, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
- : Following new legislation in SmallBoy69, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Following new legislation in SmallBoy69, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy.
- : Following new legislation in SmallBoy69, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Following new legislation in SmallBoy69, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
- : Following new legislation in SmallBoy69, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
- : Following new legislation in SmallBoy69, the official SmallBoy69ian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in SmallBoy69, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content.