The Republic of SmallBoy65 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.909 billion SmallBoy65ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Public Transport, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 27.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient SmallBoy65ian economy, worth 141 trillion Tuchoims a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,227 Tuchoims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parole hearings come with a complimentary ten-year extension, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmallBoy65's national animal is the Cards, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

SmallBoy65 is ranked 24,285^th in the world and 9^th in Small Boy Brigade for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,913.32 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.