The Republic of SmallBoy31 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.083 billion SmallBoy31ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.9%.

The very strong SmallBoy31ian economy, worth 205 trillion Cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,295 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Leader's credibility no favours, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmallBoy31's national animal is the Tuchoim, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SmallBoy31 is ranked 195,041^st in the world and 103^rd in Small Boy Brigade for Rudest Citizens, with 41.33 insults per minute.