The Republic of SmallBoy30 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.081 billion SmallBoy30ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.1%.

The thriving SmallBoy30ian economy, worth 238 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 58,428 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

The transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmallBoy30's national animal is the Tuchoim, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SmallBoy30 is ranked 251,083^rd in the world and 170^th in Small Boy Brigade for Highest Poor Incomes, with 17,659.33 Standard Monetary Units.