The Republic of SmallBoy153 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working population of 4.038 billion SmallBoy153ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 26.3%.

The very strong SmallBoy153ian economy, worth 224 trillion Tuchoims a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 55,581 Tuchoims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, and every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SmallBoy153's national animal is the Cards, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SmallBoy153 is ranked 102,275^th in the world and 19^th in Small Boy Brigade for Rudest Citizens, with 53.85 insults per minute.