The Republic of SmallBoy10 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.936 billion SmallBoy10ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.4%.

The strong SmallBoy10ian economy, worth 252 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 64,264 Cards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 324,885 per year while the poor average 7,069, a ratio of 46.0 to 1.

Private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, political commentators say that Leader's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, and emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. SmallBoy10's national animal is the Tuchoim, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

SmallBoy10 is ranked 12,418^th in the world and 4^th in Small Boy Brigade for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,622.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.