The Confederacy of Slugslinger is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 4.405 billion Slugslingerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 21.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Slugslingerian economy, worth 210 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,747 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slugslinger's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Slugslinger is ranked 40,321^st in the world and 2^nd in Mazandaran for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,100.43 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.