The All is of Sloths are birds is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.782 billion Sloths are birdsians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.9%.

The powerhouse Sloths are birdsian economy, worth 590 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,184 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, the government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, Sloths are birdsian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sloths are birds's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sloths are birds is ranked 273,966^th in the world and 8,375^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.47 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.