The Queendom of Slezovia is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.127 billion Slezovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyab. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Slezovian economy, worth 155 trillion zovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 137,556 zovs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 471,925 per year while the poor average 29,427, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, and mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Leader's political rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Slezovia's national animal is the crow, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Slezovia is ranked 263,135^th in the world and 1^st in volska for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 25,723.11 Standard Monetary Units.