The Holy Empire of SlaveryJr is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 267 million Slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.2%.

The very strong Slavian economy, worth 19.6 trillion Fingers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 73,292 Fingers, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Slavian grocery store, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Leader in ermine and velvet garb, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SlaveryJr's national animal is the Goblin-shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

SlaveryJr is ranked 252,398^th in the world and 7^th in OOK OOK for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -6.57 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.