The United Socialist States of SLAVA KPSS is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The cynical, devout population of 7.636 billion SLAVA KPSSians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient SLAVA KPSSian economy, worth 241 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,670 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SLAVA KPSS's national animal is the bear.

SLAVA KPSS is ranked 143,354^th in the world and 1^st in buhl for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 448.95 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.