The United Socialist States of Slav russia 2 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cyber Putin with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.847 billion slavs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chernobyl. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient slav economy, worth a remarkable 3,256 trillion Mayonezzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 253,469 Mayonezzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and gift baskets often contain working nukes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slav russia 2's national animal is the Gopnik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Blyatism.

Slav russia 2 is ranked 3,742^nd in the world and 1^st in The Combination of Controversial States for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,920.43 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.