The United Socialist States of Slav russia 2 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cyber Putin with an even hand, and remarkable for its conspicuous electricity pylons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.976 billion slavs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chernobyl. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient slav economy, worth a remarkable 5,017 trillion Mayonezzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 279,146 Mayonezzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Entomologists flock to Chernobyl for its remarkable gadfly population, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, the media seems excessively interested in what Cyber Putin is wearing this season, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slav russia 2's national animal is the Gopnik, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Blyatism.

Slav russia 2 is ranked 4,340^th in the world and 1^st in The Combination of Controversial States for Highest Average Incomes, with 279,146.08 Standard Monetary Units.